ugh my life!!!! lol!! :))
-----------------------------------------like 
reblog-----------------------------------------
- Friend: Hey I just got a tumblr who should I follow?
- Me: Andrew breitel!!!
- Friend: hey I'm gonna go make a sandwich do you want anything?
- Me: Andrew breitel!!!
- Friend: wanna hang out?
- Me: no I can't, Andrew breitel is online sorry!!!!!
- Mom: Son, I need you to clean your room, i don't care if andrew is online
- Me: BUT MOM HE'S SO PERFECT I'M GONNA RUN AWAY IF I CAN'T WATCH HIS BLOG YOU STUPID UGLY FUCKING WHORE BITCH NIGGER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- Dad: You little faggot why do you have a crush on that andrew boy get his pictures off of your wall and put women up there
- Me: NO DAD YOU STUPID ASSHOLE ANDREW IS MY HUBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
reblog-----------------------------------------If andrew was my boyfriend for one day i would give him everything!!!! i’d buy him clothes food pets weed alcohol cars sunglasses TVs filing cabinets… ANYTHING!<4
i’d treat him like the king he is!!!!!!!!!! he is such a king and i would be his king boyfriend and we’d be kings together and rule the whole world and make everyone our slaves! and i’d feed him grapes! ugh i’m getting too carried away! i just love him so much! he’s such a wonderful person! everyone should follow him!
reblog-----------------------------------------
anchor-deep asked: don't you think this is a little creepy by any chance
You don’t know what love is u slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reblog-----------------------------------------
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Andrew breitel’s bedroom
reblog-----------------------------------------
